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ENCYLOPEDIA JONES and CHRIS SURNAME stand in front of a cloudy sky. EJ, wearing a green shirt with a black lightning bolt on it, has his eyes closed, his face smushed in disgruntlement. CS is wearing an orange shirt. His hair is shaved short, except for a small quiff at the front.
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CS: What-
EJ: *Summer.*
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EJ: I'm not getting a haircut.
Image of EJ shaved bald, his head now so bare it harshly reflects the sunlight.
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EJ: I'm not wearing less.
Image of EJ standing in Empire of Cheese, naked, everything below the shoulders hidden behind the counter. His boss stands next to him, silently observing his human employee's odd behaviour.
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EJ: I'm not going swimming.
Image of EJ standing at the edge of a swimming pool, in a parka.
EJ: What.
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EJ: It's just too damn warm.
CS: Hm.
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EJ opens his eyes, seeing CS for the first time this strip, including the full glory of his quiff and his open, orange shirt, revealing his bare chest.
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EJ: Why do you look like a character from /Giant Tools: The Anime/.
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CS: a) I tried something new, it went... wrong, I decided to own it.
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CS: b) Is that a real show.
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EJ: Yeah, and it's terrible.