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[[ENCYCLOPEDIA JONES is in a dark corridor, holding a torch.]]
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[[Ahead, a bright doorway illuminates the end of the corridor.]]
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[[The torch now in a holder in the wall, EJ enters the doorway and is enveloped by the light.]]
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[[CAPTION: 'The Department of Breakfast' logo, a simple serif font.]]
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[[A robot, B0-55, wearing a bodysuit with a tie-like pattern on it emerges from the light.]]
B: How do you feel...
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B: About Star Kings IV?
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EJ: Uh.
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[[CAPTION: 'Star Kings IV - The Revenge of the Dark King' logo, in a science-fiction-y font.]]
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[[JOHN SALMAN, an Asian-American male wearing a yellow jacket, is hanging off the edge of a bridge on a space station.]]
SUBTITLE: DARK KING: Have you... thought about my offer, Mr Salman?
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[[Close-up on JS]]
SUBTITLE: JS: I never had to, Dark King! I'd rather die than give him up!
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[[Close-up on DK]]
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SUBTITLE: DK: I can live with that.
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[[The white room again.]]
EJ: I think it's overrated.
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[[Close-up on the back of B's faceplate.]]
EJ: It doesn't really stand up to multiple viewings, especially the scenes with the Dark King after his second coronation are lacklustre.
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EJ: I maintain that the only thing in that franchise worth owning on Blu-Ray is the sixth movie.
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B: Acceptable answer.
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B: Please confirm that you are a "human person".
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EJ: Are you a robot?
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B: Perhaps.
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B: But this is irrelevant. Answer the question.
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EJ: Last I checked, yes, I am a "human person".
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B: Last you checked? I would really like to get some confirmation on this, possible-human.
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EJ: I am as human as you are robot.
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[[silence]]
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B: Clever.
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EJ: Thanks. Any other questions?
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B: When can you start?
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EJ: When CAN'T I.
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B: I don't unde [[Interrupted]]
EJ: I can start whenever is convenient.
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[[EJ is standing in a purple room, wearing a pink work shirt with a yellow collar, his arm in a green sling. In front of him, CHRIS SURNAME.]]
EJ: And that's how I got hired to stand behind a counter for eight hours a day.
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CS: All I asked was how you broke your arm.
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EJ: Oh, uh, the robot pushed me out the window after I signed the contract.
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[[silence]]
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CS: I thought you said you were underground.
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EJ: Now that you mention it...