Hey, if anyone wants to name this new character, drop a suggestion in the comments. But don’t drop it too hard, it might break.

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ENCYCLOPEDIA JONES sits a short distance away from two public bathroom doors. The left door's 'male' sign has had traits drawn onto it that society generally interprets as feminine. The person of below-average height, previously seen vandalising a bathroom door, is now turned towards EJ, revealing a blue fringe on their platinum blonde hair, and a red sweater vest under their green jacket.
"Hey," says the vandal.
"Hiya," EJ replies.